Letter to Saint Andrew

Dear St. Andrew,

The whisky arrived in due course from over the water;

last week one bottle of it was extracted from the wood

and inserted into me, on the installment plan,

with this result: that I believe it to be

the best, smoothest whisky now on the planet.

Thanks, oh, thanks: I have discarded Peruna.

Hoping that you three are well and happy

and will be coming back before the winter sets in.

I am, Sincerely yours,

Mark

...the best, smoothest whisky.... Thanks!