Song of Medical Dick and Medical Davy

The first was Medical Dick

The second was Medical Davy

The first had a Bloody Big Prick

The second had Buckets of Gravy

To show-- to show-- to show what medicals are.

Then out spoke Medical Dick

To his comrade Medical Davy

'I'd swap my Bloody Big Prick

For you with your buckets of Gravy'

To show-- to show-- to show what medicals are.

'Steady Medical Dick'

Said Sturdy Medical Davy

'There's very little value in a prick

When you haven't got the passage of the gravy.'

To show-- to show-- to show what medicals are.

'Every bullock were a bull

But for the little matter of a ballocks

If your prick can keep the women full

You'll find they never grumble at its small looks.'

To show-- to show-- to show what medicals are.