The Cudgel'd Husband

As Thomas was cudgel'd one day by his wife,

He took to his heels and fled for his life:

Tom's three dearest friends came by in the squabble,

And saved him at once from the shrew and the rabble;

Then ventured to give him some sober advice --

But Tom is a person of honor so nice,

Too wise to take counsel, too proud to take warning,

That he sent to all three a challenge next morning.

Three duels he fought, thrice ventured his life;

Went home, and was cudgeled again by his wife.