The Double Standard Song

G. Bachlund

Do as I say, not as I do;

Listen up, I'm a-tellin' you,

What I say is fine an' true,

An' rightly right quite thro' and thro'.

Heed my words.

Heed what I say, my words obey,

And notice not nor my deeds weigh

When I cheat or when I stray

From my own sage advice today.

Need my words!

Listen, heed, conform, comply.

Ask no questions such as "why?"

Embrace, observe, abiding by

Such sage advice as offer I.

Need my words!

Heed my words!

All of my words are golden bright,

And my advice is always right;

Measure me not as I recite

The words that I'll ignore tonight.

Heed my... Need my words.

Double standards are my game,

And isn't it a crying shame

That you can't have them, all the same,

For they are mine, and that's my game.

Need my words!

Do as I say, not as I do;

Listen up, I'm a-tellin' you,

What I say is fine an' true,

An' rightly right for all of you'.

Be my herds:

Not as I do....

Do as I say, not as I do.