The greatest man

C. Ives

My teacher said us boys should write

about some great man, so I thought last night

'n thought about heroes and men

that had done great things,

'n then I got to thinkin' 'bout my pa;

he ain't a hero 'r anything but pshaw!

Say! He can ride the wildest hoss

'n find minners near the moss

down by the creek; 'n he can swim

'n fish, we ketched five new lights, me 'n him!

Dad's some hunter too - oh, my!

Miss Molly Cottontail sure does fly

when he tromps through the fields 'n brush!

(Dad won't kill a lark 'r thrush.)

Once when I was sick 'n though his hands were rough

he rubbed the pain right out. "That's the stuff!"

he said when I winked back the tears. He never cried

but once 'n that was when my mother died.

There're lots o' great men: George Washinton 'n Lee,

but Dad's got 'em all beat holler, seems to me!