Hooly and fairly

Oh! what had I ado for to marry!

My wife she drinks naething but sack and canary,

I to her friends complain'd right early,

O! gin my wife wou'd drink hooly and fairly.

Hooly and fairly; hooly and fairly,

O! gin my wife wou'd drink hooly and fairly.

And when she comes hame, she lays on the lads,

The lasses she ca's baith limmers and jades,

And ca's mysel' ay an auld cuckold carlie;

O gin my wife, &c.