The widow
Haydn, Joseph
The widow can bake, and the widow can brew,
The widow can shape, and the widow can sew,
And mony braw things the widow can do;
Then hey for the widow, my laddie.
What could you wish better your pleasure to crown,
Than a widow, the bonniest toast in the town,
Wi' naething but draw in your stool and sit down,
And sport wi' the widow, my laddie?
Then till 'er, and kill 'er wi' courtesie dead,
Tho' stark love and kindness be a' ye can plead;
Be heartsome and airy, and hope to succeed
Wi' a bonny gay widow, my laddie.
Strike iron while 'tis hot, if ye'd have it to wald,
For Fortune ay favours the active and bauld,
But ruins the wooer that's thowless and cauld,
Unfit for the widow, my laddie.