Dělám, dělám kázání

Delám, delám kázání,

Friends, my sermon, for your sins

ctyri kocky svázáný,

With entangled cats begins.

a pátý pes, do pece vlez,

Rover our hound jumped wth one bound,

ukrad tam topinku,

Stole a big tart so sweet,

bezel s ní po rynku;

Ran with it down the street,

potkala ho kráva,

Ran under Moocow's tummy,

to byla jeho máma;

Looked up and called her Mummy.

potkal ho bulícek,

Snapped at Ox, made him mad,

to byl ten tatícek,

Turned back and called him Dad.

potkal ho bejcek,

Saw Bull before him:

to byl ten strejcek;

"Uncle, good morning."

potkal ho hrebecek,

Ran past an old white horse,

to byl ten dedecek.

Called him "Grandad" of course.

Potkala ho kozicka,

Then a goat ran by so proud,

to byla jeho babicka!

"Grandmother Goat" he called out loud.