Nonsense songWalter ParrattIf a pig wore a wig,What could we say?Treat him as a gentleman,And say "Good day."If his tail chanced to fail,What could we do? --Send him to the tailoressTo get one new.
← LibraryWalter Parratt · songNonsense songNonsense song by Walter Parratt with libretto, IPA, translation, and study tools.Audio diction — free with sign-inTTS in 14 languages, loop passages, slow down lines.Sign in with GoogleSongNonsense songWalter ParrattIfˈɪfaeɪ̯pigpˈɪɡworewˈɔːaeɪ̯wigwˈɪɡ,Whatwˈɒtcouldkˈʊdwewˈiːsaysˈeɪ?Treattɹˈiːthimhˈɪmasəzaeɪ̯gentlemandʒˈɛntəlmən,Andˈændsaysˈeɪ"Goodɡˈʊddaydˈeɪ."Ifˈɪfhishˈɪztailtˈeɪlchancedtʃˈɑːnsttotˈuːfailfˈeɪl,Whatwˈɒtcouldkˈʊdwewˈiːdodə?--SendsˈɛndhimhˈɪmtotˈuːtheðətailoressTotˈuːgetɡˈɛtonewˈɒnnewnjˈuː.