If all the world were paper

If all the world were paper,

And all the sea were ink,

If all the trees were bread and cheese,

How should we do for drink?

If friars had no bald pates,

Nor nuns had no dark cloisters,

If all the seas were beans and peas,

How should we do for oysters?

If there had been no projects,

Nor none that did great wrongs,

If fiddlers shall turn players all,

How should we do for songs?

If all things were eternal,

And nothing their end bringing,

If this should be, then how should we

Here make an end of singing?