Progression

I fell in love with the Major Spruce

And never gave a sign

The sweetest major in the force

And only 39.

It is Major Spruce

And he's grown such a bore, such a bore,

I used to think I was in love with him

Well, I don't think so any more.

It was the Major Spruce.

He died. Didn't I tell you?

He was the last of the Spruces,

And about time too.