If a pig wore a wigJ. BridgeIf a pig wore a wig,What could we say?Treat him as a gentleman,And say "Good day."If his tail chanced to fail,What could we do? --Send him to the tailoressTo get one new.
← LibraryJ. Bridge · songIf a pig wore a wigSong 3 of 21lyrics: Christina Georgina RossettiAudio diction — free with sign-inTTS in 14 languages, loop passages, slow down lines.Sign in with GoogleSongIf a pig wore a wiglyrics: Christina Georgina RossettiIfˈɪfaeɪ̯pigpˈɪɡworewˈɔːaeɪ̯wigwˈɪɡ,Whatwˈɒtcouldkˈʊdwewˈiːsaysˈeɪ?Treattɹˈiːthimhˈɪmasəzaeɪ̯gentlemandʒˈɛntəlmən,Andˈændsaysˈeɪ"Goodɡˈʊddaydˈeɪ."Ifˈɪfhishˈɪztailtˈeɪlchancedtʃˈɑːnsttotˈuːfailfˈeɪl,Whatwˈɒtcouldkˈʊdwewˈiːdodə?--SendsˈɛndhimhˈɪmtotˈuːtheðətailoressTotˈuːgetɡˈɛtonewˈɒnnewnjˈuː.