Jim

There was a boy whose name was Jim:

His friends were very good to him.

They gave him tea, and cakes, and jam,

And slices of delicious ham.

They read him stories through and though,

And even took him to the Zoo-

But there it was the dreadful Fate

Befell him, which I now relate.

You know-at least you ought to know,

For I have often told you so-

That children never are allowed

To leave their nurses in a crowd;

Now this was Jim's especial foible,

He ran away when he was able,

And on this inauspicious day

He slipped his hand and ran away!

He hadn't gone a yard when - bang!

With open jaws, a lion sprang,

And hungrily began to eat

The Boy: beginning at his feet.

Now just imagine how it feels

When first your toes and then your heels

And then by gradual degrees,

Your shins and ankles, calves and knees,

Are slowly eaten, bit by bit.

No wonder Jim detested it!

No wonder that he shouted 'Hi!'

The honest keeper heard his cry,

Though very fat he almost ran

To help the little gentleman.

'Ponto!' he cried, with angry frown

'Let go, sir! Down, sir! Put it down!'

But when he bent him over Jim

The honest keeper's eyes were dim

The lion having reached his head

The miserable boy was dead.

When Nurse informed his parents they

Were more concerned than I can say:-

His mother, as she dried her eyes,

Said, 'Well-it gives me no surprise,

He would not do as he was told!'

His father, who was self-controlled

Bade all the children round attend

To James' miserable end,

And always keep a-hold of Nurse

For fear of finding something worse.