The woodchuck

N. Maw

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If he could.

But he can't.