The Graverobber

"One night," a doctor said, "last fall,

I and my comrades, four in all,

When visiting a graveyard stood

Within the shadow of a wall.

"While waiting for the moon to sink

We saw a wild hyena slink

About a new-made grave, and then

Begin to excavate its brink!

"Shocked by the horrid act, we made

A sally from our ambuscade,

And, falling on the unholy beast,

Dispatched him with a pick and spade."