I'll Never go to Macy's (Handel)

I'll Never go to Macy's

Now came there a stranger to the land of New York.

In the Square of the Herald, bought a hot dog

and visited the House of Macy,

where did a dreadful thing befall him.

And his cry did come to all the people:

I'll never go the Macy's anymore.

They've got a big policeman at the door.

He grabs you by the collar

And make you pay a dollar.

I'll never go to Macy's anymore.